handjobprince:

when u force ur friends to listen to music they dont like image

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sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

theater-kid-probs:

geyecandy:

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unphrased:

I wish I could just press the restart button on some people.

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prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

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